When the Linux missionaries come a-callin.

No one is a bigger fan of Linux more than I. I am sold on it lock, stock and barrel.

However, There is liking Linux, encouraging people to try Linux and then there are the Linux missionaries for whom Linux has become a religion.

Unfortunately, This extreme of Linux fanaticism is usually localized to a specific Distro.

All too often we will see the Distro Missionaries, proclaiming their way is the true Linux way. They tell us the only way to true Linux happiness is through the solitary use of that Distro.

It's kind of sad too. They are so blinded by their "happiness" in their Distro, they do not see the faults that do exist within it. They do not understand that the reason there are so many Distros under the Linux banner is because there are so many different types of users. different ways to use Linux.

They fail to remember that in the end, it is all Linux.

They have elevated their Distro to BE Linux itself.

They don't see that while they're Distro is Linux, Linux is not just their Distro.

So, they march. Their mission is to convert. Their goal is to collect new recruits to their distro.

It is not enough that they have found a way of using Linux that meets their needs and helps them be better computer users. No, They must make others see things the same way.

What they cannot communicate by logic, they project by volume. He who yells loudest and proclaims in the most serious voice must surely be right.

Yes, the Distro Missionaries can be annoying, sometimes even reckless. However, they are to be pitied in the long run.

They cannot grasp the true nature of Linux. To be there for everyone. They want it to be for only the 'chosen' or those who choose their Distro.

It makes them feel special, privileged and 'right.

The more popular their Distro is, it must mean it's the 'best' and therefore, the 'true' Linux.

I say to you now, don't yell or argue with the Distro Missionaries. instead, smile and let them spill the short version of their Distro spiel.

Then invite them to come inside and discuss it in the tub with you. You will see the righteous brightness leave their eyes, followed by confusion replaced quickly with fear.

They will tell you they have others to visit and they wish they could stay and be walking away from you all the while.

They will never knock on your door or wander in you neighborhood again.

You will still encounter them in public places, and they will still be annoying. At least you know they won't be coming to you as much anymore and you are free to use Linux any old way that works for you.


Have a nice day.